February 2012
2 posts
Feb 7th
11 notes
Waiter, there's a spiderling with a teeny hat in... →
Remember when my comic used to just POST HERE?
Feb 7th
January 2012
1 post
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jakefogelnest: comedynerdsunited: ifc: videogum: julieklausner: jondaly: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Sappity Tappity Show!  #SappityTappity THANK GOD. This makes up for everything terrible or mediocre that has ever happened to me. Sappity Tappity has a show!!!!!!!!!!! #MyFavoriteThing Goofballlllllll! Well, this is amazing. Well it’s about time that Sappity got his own show! ...
Jan 17th
74 notes
December 2011
10 posts
PARTY! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Highlight of the year: The night I found videos on YouTube of birds so chirpy The Puppy nearly fell off the bed tilting her head to cope…
Dec 31st
Testing Facebook.... →
FB’s been filtering my posts to automatically exclude most of my readers. GENIUS!
Dec 28th
Purring a fast one. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) And a merry Christmas eve eve to ya. Or 4th night of Hanukkah. Or Festivus lead up. I don’t know, happy Friday to all and to all a day or…
Dec 24th
A holiday message. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Yes, the holidays are heavy, but this is a comic strip. The amount of things to not be happy about is ludicrous, but dammit I want to make…
Dec 23rd
Purr with me! *kung-fu sounds* →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Problems? What problems? Only problem here is WHAT DANCE TO DO FIRST! Wanna…
Dec 15th
You got troubles? He got helps! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Okay. You really need to look at this one. I can add nothing to it except yes, those are snake boots. See, Mum was watching the Friskies ad…
Dec 10th
And the broom ran away with the badonkadonk. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Maybe I don’t think this needs an explanation because I’m living it. But eh…things happen, you know? Garden snakes have scored way more…
Dec 8th
Wake-up pounce. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) I am not implying the Ninja Twins sabotaged any electrical workings, as a matter of fact I can’t understand why they’re even enjoying it….
Dec 6th
The flashbacks still get me. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Wanna hear a first world problem? Okay, so like, our dishwasher melted. Wait, before that, this dishwasher had such a bad installation we’re…
Dec 4th
Cats are all about sharing. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Yeah, yeah, a 56k story full of…crap, basically. Hey! Why do cats lay on paper? Because they want your lovin’, baby. They want your lovin’…
Dec 2nd
November 2011
12 posts
Cats Top Dough. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Cats have always been way ahead of humans. MONDAY! It still feels like Sunday. It’s been Sunday all week. Except that real Sunday went nuts…
Nov 29th
How do you spell relief? →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Good ol’ anvils. Second in awesomeness only to 16-Ton weights. Wanna swap…
Nov 27th
Stacking is the new gathering! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Sure, I meant to hold up the Thanksgiving strip until Thanksgiving, that’s right! This is what it’s about for me. Hope you get to enjoy a…
Nov 25th
La Gota Fría →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Finally got chilly out. The good part is the sky was clear enough to see a Leonid or two. I’m not sure how many I really saw because as I…
Nov 19th
The age-old dilemma. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) The grammar ninjas are taking down the leaves of er…leafy goodness. It’s a comic about words! They’ve all been, this month. You didn’t…
Nov 17th
Volare? →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) The other day during outtie times, I looked over at the Ninja Twins, and they were camouflaging themselves as one cat. Didn’t have have my…
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
Cuckoo Banana Time! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Okay, she’s a little more reddish than your average banana, and aside from the ones you encounter in self-defense classes, most bananas…
Nov 10th
The Puppy's second favorite word. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Behold, the month of 50,000 words starts with this mind-twister! The Puppy is a butt girl. There, I’ve said it. I’m sure her height is…
Nov 8th
Land of 50,000 Thousand Words →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) I started reading the dictionary at the beginning once, for fun. I didn’t even get to B before I had to go do something else, but it was…
Nov 5th
It was all a dream...or was it?! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Never mind how the avenger from last month’s mystery gets around…why does he do it? OH HO HO, poor chickens, I bet they get sick of people…
Nov 3rd
Halloween! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Happy Halloween! Blessed Samhain! Dia de los Muertos! Have a good one! Comic! Here!
Nov 1st
October 2011
9 posts
Snikt! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Um…yeah…that’s a…maybe subconsciously I had the Wild Turkey chasing that reporter in my head, but there it is, there’s your perp….
Oct 27th
Silencio! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Sometimes it’s best if you don’t announce your exit. Like when you’re pretending to be statures and a homicidal creature is emptying a…
Oct 25th
Suspense! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Who knew the Slinky One was a fan of Arthurian battle tactics?! If only I didn’t dress like a hobo we could totally pass as ancient…
Oct 22nd
CSI: Crime Scene Interference! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) The Puppy seriously does not like vacuums. Like, if I walk past the vacuum, and stub my toe on the edge of the vacuum, The Puppy leaves….
Oct 18th
Equating mystery to not knowing what's going on... →
(comicgenesis links to the same strips here and here) Monday, the mystery was why LJ was down. So here are two comics! One where you witness my fabulous skills as a…
Oct 13th
This handy info brought to you by the letters R,... →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) When R.E.M. announced they were breaking up, I was like, “whatever,” because Hall & Oates broke up in 1986 and they got back together and…
Oct 8th
Awkward phonecalls →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) I drew this long before Steve Jobs died. As a matter of fact it was meant to be posted yesterday but I got distracted. RIP to all the geeks…
Oct 7th
Kitten time! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) KITTEN! KITTEN KITTEN KITTEN! It’s a tough job, but the Ninja Twins are up to it. Slinky pants comes up and stands in front of the screen…
Oct 4th
I didn't think it was THAT bad →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) You know how I always try to put a little mystery into October’s strips? Make it creepier than usual? BEHOLD!
Oct 1st
September 2011
10 posts
Ever call up your dog and ask what they wanna do? →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Hey, dogs know how to have fun! Wanna swap links? Project Wonderful is…
Sep 30th
Punkin' time. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) As a child I was like a Vaudevillian that fell through a wormhole. The dumber the jokes, the more entertaining. That explains this entire…
Sep 27th
One Puppy's fun.... →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Nothing is sacred, Puppy. I tell all. What is that, why does she do that? I mean, I get that she’s 4000 breeds of dog mashed into one but…
Sep 22nd
Double Stuff →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) In my mind, this was full of double-meaning filth. But the Ninja Twins, they are pure of heart and noble of er…they jump each other, what…
Sep 17th
The first call is free! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Hey, if I knew was talking to a spider, all the hotness would be gone. I would want to talk building tips and vacuums. Must be difficult…
Sep 13th
It's called goth music, officer. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) 17 years ago today I was minding my business listening to some Nine Inch Nails on WDRE when a dude leaving happy hour put his car in my…
Sep 11th
One ringy-digy? →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) It’s going to be a weird week. This one commemorates the time I decided to sing one of my favorite Hall & Oates songs over the phone to my…
Sep 9th
I haven't got a clue. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Previously, I was buying cheap rope for my swing that would break and drop me into the flowers. Science has proven stronger rope is…
Sep 7th
Not the most awkward telephone exchange ever. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Don’t leave your phones out where spiders can get to them, you don’t know what they do at night. I think this might explain that .20¢…
Sep 4th
Hotto? →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Um. This entire storyline is total fiction. I swear. Once the idea got on my head, it took over. I apologize for letting it get into your…
Sep 2nd
August 2011
7 posts
Aug 29th
Two comics about the same thing! →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here and here.) Hey, remember Monday? No? I could’ve sworn I posted a comic. I guess I didn’t. What day is it now? Hey, it’s like…
Aug 25th
More things that really happened. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Yes, I really have emergency rope for my swing. Because, you know, when it’s a quarter to midnight and I’ve just fallen on my arse, I AM…
Aug 18th
It would take three colonies of ants. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) This totally happened. …er, yes, I have a swing. And I’m usually much better about the rope, but the last time we were down at Home Depot,…
Aug 14th
Heigh ho, heigh no.... →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) I can’t knock ants. They get killed, they come right back. Over and over. And they’re frikkin’ orderly. But they’re back again, and a spider…
Aug 11th
Really, you shouldn't have. →
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here) Sure, it’s great to have infrared vision and super hearing and…WHISKERS. But when I see what they see, I invariably end up grabbing the…
Aug 5th