She begins to exhibit her fractured online presence by showing you everything from nice photos and silly comics to a sometimes morose blog, tweeting randomly at you as you pass.

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Tweaks by meself.

 

It’s not Mahattan, but paradoxes are weird that way.

It’s not Mahattan, but paradoxes are weird that way.

Movie Shmoovie: Rob The Mob

Uh…this isn’t a comedy, what the hell info screen hyping it like a comedy?

Strangely enough I lived through this time in this city and…missed it?  How did I miss this bit of history?  I mean, I sort of remember that time.  I remember the Gotti trial.  Ach, this story woulda pissed me off LIKE IT PISSED ME OFF NOW.  Sad what people have to resort to. (And yes, I realize there were other things they could have done but they didn’t and people don’t and that’s what’s sad.)

This is a brand new song that totally happened to come along 30 years after I adopted a dog named Anubis who made me light up with happy faces and dance.  How about that.

"Today we went out and got—FINALLY—a DOG!!!!  His name was Anubis but we named him Bobby.  He answers to Bobby better than Anubis.  We love him."

—Me, 30 years ago today, a few hours after taking that photo.

He actually answered to Pookie, Bobbo, and many other things.  Loved ice cream, spaghetti, beef liver, steak, apple pie, chewing gum, watching strippers on TV, and rolling in snow.  Awesome awesome foof-toed dog.  In fact if he hadn’t been such an awesome dog, I’d never have entertained the idea of bringing the two maniacs who followed him into our home to shred my pants and take me for walks.

So much mystery…like what is Sir Clarence, who is clearly not a cast member, doing in this strip?

So much mystery…like what is Sir Clarence, who is clearly not a cast member, doing in this strip?

bagandbroad:

lyndanaclerio:

mortsafe:

bleibimmerduselbst:

houseofupsidedown:

sam-the-mun-and-cosmic-pony:

Glace
pokemon
Spaghetti 
… yeah I’ll survive

Sian. A Blizzard Dragon. Cake. We’ll be fine.

My son.  pokemon. Fancy Chocolates.  I won’t be getting good nutrition but other than that I’m feeling secure.

Twitter, minecraft diamond sword, nutella on bread.Yup, I’m screwed.

A handy graphic designer with a selection of wildlife WHILE POSING AS A UNICORN, The Ninth Doctor in Doctor Who 2048 (does that count?), and spaghetti.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Oh no. I’m going to die. I’m pretty sure the last weapon I used in a video game was a unicorn horn, ironically. And I ate brownie crumbs. So. Fuck. You should know right now my policy has always been If Zombies, Suicide.

Oh you know it, it’ll be the longest distance clumsiest if-zombies-suicide pact ever but basically yes.  Especially now that I regularly mistake myself for one.  Um  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Brownie crumbs and unicorn horns have magical properties, though, so we may have a chance.

bagandbroad:

lyndanaclerio:

mortsafe:

bleibimmerduselbst:

houseofupsidedown:

sam-the-mun-and-cosmic-pony:

Glace

pokemon

Spaghetti 

… yeah I’ll survive

Sian. A Blizzard Dragon. Cake. We’ll be fine.

My son.  pokemon. Fancy Chocolates.  I won’t be getting good nutrition but other than that I’m feeling secure.

Twitter, minecraft diamond sword, nutella on bread.
Yup, I’m screwed.

A handy graphic designer with a selection of wildlife WHILE POSING AS A UNICORN, The Ninth Doctor in Doctor Who 2048 (does that count?), and spaghetti.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Oh no. I’m going to die. I’m pretty sure the last weapon I used in a video game was a unicorn horn, ironically. And I ate brownie crumbs. So. Fuck. You should know right now my policy has always been If Zombies, Suicide.

Oh you know it, it’ll be the longest distance clumsiest if-zombies-suicide pact ever but basically yes.  Especially now that I regularly mistake myself for one.  Um  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Brownie crumbs and unicorn horns have magical properties, though, so we may have a chance.

(Source: victran)

mortsafe:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

lyndanaclerio this pertains to our interests…

Oh god, oh god, I think I started something….http://goo.gl/j1pjVD
If it mentions dancing di chaka and sand in the eyeball, you know I was there.

mortsafe:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

lyndanaclerio this pertains to our interests…

Oh god, oh god, I think I started something….

http://goo.gl/j1pjVD

If it mentions dancing di chaka and sand in the eyeball, you know I was there.

Diggy Doggy Funny Fanny Stuff should not be undertaken without friends.

Diggy Doggy Funny Fanny Stuff should not be undertaken without friends.