She begins to exhibit her fractured online presence by showing you everything from nice photos and silly comics to a sometimes morose blog, tweeting randomly at you as you pass.

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Tweaks by meself.

 

Here is a haha funny comic about the most recent worst moment in my life that only lasted an hour until he was back in my arms purring on my face but is here now to serve as a cautionary tail.

Here is a haha funny comic about the most recent worst moment in my life that only lasted an hour until he was back in my arms purring on my face but is here now to serve as a cautionary tail.

continuities:

Face Like a Frog by Sally Cruikshank

Alive From Off Center was the greatest show because it showed me things like this before the Internet existed.

Hey kids, remember when television used to show awesome stuff like this one time at crazy hours and you’d grab a bit of it on a VHS tape and never know what it was for 25 years until you stumbled across someone else looking for the same video? :D

Oh Peg McClure, your cats were a huge part of my life, too.

DO NOT INVESTIGATE PORTALS AT HOME.

DO NOT INVESTIGATE PORTALS AT HOME.

mortsafe:

kittykaterpilla:

alexzandreazendi:

missingnochu:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

OH SHIT

DON’T PUT A SOURCE THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PLACE NOT TO PUT A SOURCE NO/

My boyfriend looked like he was gonna piss himself when I showed this to him

did i miss something?  cos this is genuinely not scary..

AAAAAAAAAAGH I REMEMBER IT NOW! D:

mortsafe:

kittykaterpilla:

alexzandreazendi:

missingnochu:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

OH SHIT

DON’T PUT A SOURCE THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PLACE NOT TO PUT A SOURCE NO/

My boyfriend looked like he was gonna piss himself when I showed this to him

did i miss something?  cos this is genuinely not scary..

AAAAAAAAAAGH I REMEMBER IT NOW! D:

(Source: brixyfire)

Movie Shmoovie: Byzantium

Holy crap, you guys, just go see Byzantium.  I didn’t know a thing about it, Nan DVR’ed it, Saturday came along and we were all, what the hell.

MY MOTHER EVEN LOVED THIS MOVIE AND SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE VAMPIRE STORIES.

Oh, yeah, the plot involves vampires.

A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.

Also “The Pointed Nails Of Justice” is something my cats totally serve me with occasionally so ten thumbs up go see the movie, look up the gifs, whatever you gotta do.

apsies:

Sassy Sauce: Ingenious Use for Vinegar - i Dream of Clean

Uses for Sassy Sauce:
Let’s say your kids are getting a little sassy.
Ask them if they want to rephrase their last statement. If they say “no,” just spray a little Sassy Sauce on their tongue.
Let’s say your kids are getting a little sassy again.
Ask them if they want to rephrase their last statement. More than likely they will gladly do so.

THIS IS REAL LIFE.
I don’t even know where to begin.
You know that bitter apple spray people use to stop their DOGS from chewing things? The base for that is apple cider vinegar.
So, I mean I’m not saying having a dog is just like having a kid. But if you’re using sassy spray on your kid you’re kind of making the comparison all your own, no?
(Of course my sarcasm is facetious. I just can’t believe some forms of punishment that people think are normal and okay. Also, I was the kid who LOVED vinegar. So.)

Anybody who sprays anything at another living thing, ESPECIALLY A CHILD, to “correct” them, needs to have acid poured into their eyeballs.  Repeatedly.And the label “sassy” needs to die along with “bossy.”

apsies:

Sassy Sauce: Ingenious Use for Vinegar - i Dream of Clean

Uses for Sassy Sauce:

Let’s say your kids are getting a little sassy.

Ask them if they want to rephrase their last statement. If they say “no,” just spray a little Sassy Sauce on their tongue.

Let’s say your kids are getting a little sassy again.

Ask them if they want to rephrase their last statement. More than likely they will gladly do so.

THIS IS REAL LIFE.

I don’t even know where to begin.

You know that bitter apple spray people use to stop their DOGS from chewing things? The base for that is apple cider vinegar.

So, I mean I’m not saying having a dog is just like having a kid. But if you’re using sassy spray on your kid you’re kind of making the comparison all your own, no?

(Of course my sarcasm is facetious. I just can’t believe some forms of punishment that people think are normal and okay. Also, I was the kid who LOVED vinegar. So.)

Anybody who sprays anything at another living thing, ESPECIALLY A CHILD, to “correct” them, needs to have acid poured into their eyeballs.  Repeatedly.

And the label “sassy” needs to die along with “bossy.”

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neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ