She begins to exhibit her fractured online presence by showing you everything from nice photos and silly comics to a sometimes morose blog, tweeting randomly at you as you pass.
Electric Light Orchestra - Turn To Stone
A changing into lime.
The deposition of lime or insoluble salts of calcium and magnesium, as in a tissue.
A soil process in which the surface soil is supplied with calcium in such a way that the soil colloids are always close to saturation.
A hardening or solidifying; rigidity.
The flashy magic caper Now You See Me was one of those movies I wanted to see from the instant Morgan Freeman nodded off during the press junket.
Morgan Freeman. Michael Caine. Had Batman been involved it would be the recipe for a sure favorite of mine. And I do love me a caper.
HoweverIWasn’tExpectingThatFacebookGuyTORattleOffAllHisLinesSoFastThatMyBrainWouldBeExhaustedWithinTheFirstTenMinutes AND OH GOD THE SPINNING! The cameraman was a sugared-up nine-year-old! DAMMIT I MISSED MY CALLING.
Be the end of the film my psyche had been fractured into many glittery fragments I just gave up, okay, people were flying around and there’ll probably be another. It’s good I’m seeing a brain doctor next week ‘cause I guess I want to see that when it comes along.
Who am I?